What would Clement do?

A Labour blog that witters on about Clement Attlee. Hurrah for The Major!

So, what would Theresa May do about Paddington?

Yes, I am wasting an afternoon, but I just do not care:

In the light of her past comments over the issue of, should we worry about some of our best loved children’s TV characters?

Seriously, Paddington Bear for example – an illegal immigrant from darkest Peru, frequently in trouble with the authorities. Must be a bad ‘un.

The Wombles? Eco squatters the lot of them. Baton rounds at dawn, led by London’s Mayor and Sheriff…

Bagpuss ? Well he is safely ensconced in the Treasury, under the watchful eye of young Gideon… just be careful he doesn’t wake up.

Ivor the Engine? Probably on strike, we all prefer cars anyway.

Beaker from the Muppets? Say, where is Danny Alexander anyway?

The Thompson Twins? Busy running the country – badly…

 

I promise to find something else to do, honest…

 

 

 

 

 

 

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