Sky Sports, Gray and Keys – An Apology
In an earlier post, I intimated that shaved monkeys could do the same job as Andy Gray and Richard Keys just as well.
I know recognise that this is unfair to monkeys. Let me make it clear that I do not, nor have I ever condoned the shaving of monkeys.
May I also say in passing that monkeys are often, along with the great apes, a good deal better behaved than Sky Sports Presenters.
Although the last World Cup proved that an Octopus would be cheaper.
When it comes to Sky News however, I can think of no-one better than the dullards they employ now.