In best Private Eye style, I have decided to keep watch on the nonsense-fest that will be The Royal Wedding this year.
A few questions first;
1) As the Coalition are selling off our Air-Sea Rescue capability, will the Royal Wedding be followed by The Royal Signing On, and the Royal Application for Housing Benefit?
2) What will happen to all those chinese sweatshop inhabitants when its all over?
3)Just how much bad legislation can this shower hide behind it?
4)How soon before a Kate Middleton lookalike appears in porn? (Sorry, have just OD’ed on Charlie Brooker)
5)Which tabloid will lead with the headline “Kiss me, Kate” on the day after?
Answers on a signed blank check to the usual address …