What would Clement do?

A Labour blog that witters on about Clement Attlee. Hurrah for The Major!

Weddingballs…

In best Private Eye style, I have decided to keep watch on the nonsense-fest that will be The Royal Wedding this year.

A few questions first;

1) As the Coalition are selling off our Air-Sea Rescue capability, will the Royal Wedding be followed by The Royal Signing On, and the Royal Application for Housing Benefit?

2) What will happen to all those chinese sweatshop inhabitants when its all over?

3)Just how much bad legislation can this shower hide behind it?

4)How soon before a Kate Middleton lookalike appears in porn? (Sorry, have just OD’ed on Charlie Brooker)

5)Which tabloid will lead with the headline “Kiss me, Kate” on the day after?

Answers on a signed blank check to the usual address …

Advertisements

Single Post Navigation

One thought on “Weddingballs…

  1. Re the “Possibly related posts” – Pretty sure that a wedding for anyone called Lee and Victoria will be pretty chavvy…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: